Send passers-by for a loop with a thought only a truley paranoid person could have. You're not making fun of paranoia, you're just helping the paraoid get their feelings out. Perfect party one-liner.

Product Information

Fit: Standard

Not too tight, not too loose.

Fabric Thickness:

The most comfortable t-shirt ever! Our 100% cotton, Hanes Beefy-T is preshrunk, durable and guaranteed.

• 6.1 oz. 100% luxuriously soft ring spun cotton
• Standard fit
• Ribbed sleeve cuffs